True Romance

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I am one of the most realistic people on planet. I will shoot down dewey-eyed girls fantasizing about their worthless masters without second thoughts and will tell a midget to stop pursuing basketball. But in a very paradoxical way I am also the most delusional dreamer on the planet.

One of the first things men learn about women is that they do not love you if you love them and vice-versa. This simple glitch in programming is so evil that I sometimes feel that it is not a glitch at all and God programmed it on purpose. With sadism that makes Jigsaw look like a harmless senile old fart, God programmed humans in such a way that to have any chance in finding love, romance and fornication you follow this script:


You see a girl, bright and sunny,
Wind is strong, your dick feels funny,
You make your move
Follow the groove
Like her less
find some mess, to obsess

Now she thinks you do not like her
which makes her like you
Now you pretend you do not like her
so that she likes you

But here comes the catch

You End up playing the part so well that by the time the girl loves you, you no longer love her

And this happens every fuckin time and if you do not follow the script then the Girl does not like you.

True Romance is dead and I know any pursuit of girls for anything more than awkward and unsatisfying sex is impossible. But you continue doing that and going for the search like a Lone Ranger, like a believer in desert, like a lighthouse in a dark sea, like a ...... Fuck that shit, I got nothing better to do.