Sep 21, 2014

Jetsons: The nightmare edition


Image stolen from retroland.com

I am not an old fart therefore people my age do not listen to me and geezers wont and who gives a fuck about children. Burn this in your memory there are no jobs out there. The machines are coming, the Luddites were right, they only had the timing off.


First they came for the blue collar and every body said more education

Then they came for IT workers and they said globalization
Then they came for White collar and TV said free market
Then the robots came
And then there were none


that pretty much sums up the job market. Slave labor in China will make the cheap shit and some graduate from Bangalore will answer when you call for 40 cents an hour. But don't worry, their moment of temporary misery will not last long, Robots are coming and they will take you to Jetsons: the nightmare edition.


We will live in a world where robots will replace human labor but at the same time people will be poorer than ever before. There will be all this shit but no money to buy that shit. Everything will be owned by 5 people on the planet. Robots will clean the poop of baby Gates IVth while fathers sell their daughters for rice paddy.


On the bright side with mass poverty, I will at least get the girls to look at my prominent jawline and pecs or will the Government give out free smartphone and internet.



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