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I have always had a theory — God is evil. No, that is pretty much it God is evil.
My take on the Biblical story is as follows:
Lucifer found out about the ass-holiness of God and revealed that to the world. God went into panic mode and sent his son on a PR mission to cover up the Lucifer shit and slander Lucifer as Satan. All the while covering up the real revelation that God is evil.
"If so then how do you explain happiness, goodness and everything nice", asked an idiot.
Well God is evil but he is also incompetent and the only thing that saves us is his incompetence coming in the way of his plans to raw dog us up our ass.
So remember: Satan was the Snowden of his times.
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