The Wildebeest Principle

image stolen from natgeo.com

Humans do not crave happiness as the greatest goal, it is there at the top but not over everything else. What they really crave for is drama, a bittersweet drama. Humans crave a memory that has all the elements which they can remember fondly when the dust has settled. This is why people marry or at least feel intense pangs of sadness for not being married, it happens even to the best of us and anyone who says otherwise is lying. The dreams of having memory of a happy married life is probably the greatest opium ever for men. The drug of a happy ending is the greatest drug of them all and for men it inevitable falls to him getting his muse (girls for most part). So for all the drug addicts here is the cheat code that will put you above the competition (99% of people who have not read this and 99.9% of those who have read this).


Wildebeests always stay near the water source, they will take death defying pilgrimage to the water source but will ensure that they are near a water source and that is the principle in essence. The Wildebeest Principle means that the very act of the Wildebeest being near a water source ensures that it never goes thirsty. Just replace Wildebeest with men and water with hot women.

The very act of you being in the proximity of large group of women ensures that you never go thirsty. This is why you see engineers, corporate people and other assorted "engines of our growth" being completely baffled when girls refuse to jump to bed with them on hearing the job description. After all the whole script could not possibly be wrong, there must be something wrong with the girl— maybe she is stupid. The man did everything he was told only to find out that the work ensures that he is never in proximity of hot girls and the women in his territory are work related harridans who would not give the time of day to a lowly colleague. All the desirable women are out there in the malls, shitty music concerts or working part time while our Rambo is in the cubicle jungle slaying files and gaining medals.

So there it is, the revelation, do what you want with it, it is infallible. You may use it to sift through the material till you find your precious and then you can work to build your "Love Story", age to ripe old age with loving family and lots of grand kids in a palatial residence with a personal doctor and testator, you and your beloved will die 2 minutes apart and that will all be worth it. In other words go ahead and hunt the unicorns, I have given you the map.